Norman Fans’ Drool I hope your appearance on the Howard Stern Show was as good for you as it was for me…

Norman Fans’ Drool When I was 12, my mom let me go to my first coed birthday party, where a boy I had a crush on kissed me full on the mouth as your song was playing in the background. Thank you for the song that has become known as “my first french kiss song”…

Norman Fans’ Drool Sorry to hear that your cat died. I’m sure she’s up there in the great cathouse in the sky..

Cat sitting in front of fan.

Norman Fans’ Drool “Spirit in the Sky” was undoubtedly one of the most original tracks of the rock/pop era and was a massive number one hit here in Britain in 1970. The guitar solo fade-out is phenomenal and the best compliment that is paid to the record is that it has been covered more times than Zsa Zsa Gabor. Happy new year, Norman. God bless.

(Norman’s Redrool) Let’s make these last 5 “fans redrool”. It’s Christmas and I’m going to be nice, instead of naughty.

Norman Fans’ Drool Do you have an acustical version of Spirit In The Sky? I need it for an important corporate function.

(Norman’s Redrool) First of all, get spell check. Secondly, get lost!!!!

Norman Fans’ Drool I heard a little factoid on the radio that you were an aspiring baseball player from Australia before you did music.

(Norman’s Redrool) Tie your Kangaroo down, start chewing that gum you left on the bedpost and get this straight, I’m from Massachusetts, sucked at sports and the only thing I know about Australia is that I got the hots for Kylie Mynogue….

Norman Fans’ Drool These entries are priceless.

(Norman’s Redrool) No, actually you all owe…

Fist with cash.

Norman Fans’ Drool Are we related? Like, how many Greenbaums are out in the world?

(Norman’s Redrool) Like,  how many eggs will a chicken lay?

Norman cartoon, Out In Petaluma Spendin' My Days. Tell me, how many eggs will a chicken lay?

Norman Fans’ Drool I find your song uplifting and want it played when I’m laid to rest.

(Norman’s Redrool) Now this is uplifting..

Dog sniffs girls rear end.

Norman Fans’ Drool My son loves your song. If it’s not too much to ask, would you mind sending him something?

(Norman’s Redrool) How about that gal in the picture above?

Norman Fans’ Drool In one of your pics, you look just like your Dad. You have a strong Greenbaum gene.

(Norman’s Redrool) I gotta lay off those burritos…

Norman Fans’ Drool Your cat Muffin, who died, was very beautiful. I’m sure she’s dancing to your song right now and looking down upon you with love.

Cat sitting in front of fan.

Norman Fans’ Drool I’ve never tasted celebrityhood. What’s it like?

(Norman’s Redrool) Tastes like chicken!!! 

Norman Fans’ Drool Back in the 70’s, I used to love watching the old Jews freak out when a DJ would play Spirit In The Sky at a Bar Mitzvah party..

(Norman’s Redrool) You knew my mother?

Norman Fans’ Drool I found you by Google. I had heard you were the son of Oral Roberts & had to see if that could possibly be true.

(Norman’s Redrool) As far as I know, oral sex does not produce offspring. 

Yellow DUH! face.

Norman Fans’ Drool Once went looking for you in the 70’s in Petaluma, but only found chickens.

(Norman’s Redrool) I only found beer. 

Cat sitting on couch with beers.

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